No sorority girl is going to nostalgia this much for their old whip.

Batman doing Regular Car reviews FTW.

Fake news.  No such movie exists.  Nope, never happened.  Some sort of fever dream.

1966. Take a wild guess:

Beach car for almost “fuck you” money? I dig the styling too.

I hate feeling logy and full when I drive; zero calorie athletic blue drank, coffee and a bag of Bugles because I can do this and not get junk on the steering wheel:

she’s winking at me like an old whore in the French Quarter.

In other words:  Biff Tannen?

well, there was this one guy...

Most unrealistic: USMC honor guard firing Daisy Powerline 880 BB guns in the video.

This.

It’s lazy. Lends to character of owner and raises suspicion about other things that might have been neglected.

My dad had the exact same car.  It was his DD in NYC until I came around.  He blames me for existing, I blame him for giving it up before I could get my mitts on it.

Don’t become viande a pnu (tire meat) as drivers in Paris are homicidal maniacs. The Metro is terrific, and you can easily get by without much French, but you should know some just for common courtesy.

288,000 on a 94 Altima. A tree fell on it, ending it’s life, otherwise I figured it was still good for at least another 100k.

“Sorry, my ID burned up in the fire.”

shit, that is exactly what I’m looking for.  Fly, buy, drive.

Sidepipes on everything.