Don’t become viande a pnu (tire meat) as drivers in Paris are homicidal maniacs. The Metro is terrific, and you can easily get by without much French, but you should know some just for common courtesy.

“Thank you for your cooperation”

288,000 on a 94 Altima. A tree fell on it, ending it’s life, otherwise I figured it was still good for at least another 100k.

“Sorry, my ID burned up in the fire.”

shit, that is exactly what I’m looking for.  Fly, buy, drive.

Sidepipes on everything.

I don’t have enough bad words for these infants.

Why couldn’t’ve this been the first?

I’m 10 minutes from the shore, this would make a great kooky beach bus for me and my friends.  NP

Did he have anything to do with Vesuvius blowing up?

screams for a Partridge Family Giger paint job

Those aftermarket horns...

Don’t know what I just saw, but I want more.

can I drop an LS3 in there?

One of a kind, special edition = MSRP + $10,000

yeah, I would think it comes under “liquidated damages”.

“New car.  Who this?”

funky metallic dark blue. Nothing fancy, very simple; found it to be a very reliable dogmobile and comfortable highway cruiser.  Transmission killed it @ 230k.

Check my Vector, Victor. Absolutely bonkers.

18.9 miles away from me.  far too close for my liking.