My inner 10 year old wants 7 of these blasting Hagar’s “Heavy Metal”.

$5k?

those seats... uggh. I’d sooner go for a LeBaron with the La-Z-Boy felt seats

Rented one in Florida back when it was new. Decent highway cruiser but one of the weirdest seat heights of anything I’ve ever driven. So high, it felt like I was driving a minivan.

Cayman to say the same thing.

Colostomy bag reporting.  Rabbit in the woods.

Colostomy bag reporting.  Rabbit in the woods.

If there weren’t Fieros,  half the strippers in America would have to walk to work.

I’ll take 23 please.

Hold my beer, take my money.

seats recline - deal with it.  write a letter to someone who cares.

Pepperidge Farm does...

nein!

Liam Neeson style.

5 words:

Innerspace car for outerspace money?

Convertible Murano.

I’ve rented just about every car on the face of the planet, but the Solara was the weirdest driving experience ever. Felt like a pogostick on a uniciycle in a minivan with tardive dyskinesia.

No worries, it will be back in 17 years.

just sayin...

I’d just lift my shirt and show them my ostomy bag, let them deal with the aftermath.