because mohawk is better than lesshawk

“Go Brie, go”

My wife and I are so going to hell.

if it weren’t for speedlimits and fireworks, I’d be (relative to you) redshifting  through that.

cannot be unseen

Just re-watched the first ep. of DS9. So awful.

one of the best parts was the montage? of him learning the language.

the horror, the horror...

How does this 1st amendment thingy work?

1000x this.  Or any of the series.

$6,200? Gonna need a bigger crack pipe.

I want one in yellow

I’d love to take it to Bermuda.

Hello new dogmobile!

I heard that LSD negates the effect of alcohol.

Does mass entering the event horizon affect the radius evenly? are they able to calculate the rate of expansion of the radius thus determining the composition of the matter (maybe giving insight of what’s inside of a neutron star)?

yo momma smoke so much, even her e-mails smells like Newports.

just wait until the VTEC kicks in, yo.