active aero?

NP because:

so what then is a metric f%ck ton? or how many henways?

gak, it looks like a dog doing the doodie scoot

more shovel storage space for your dead hooker removal service?

Glad no one was hurt, unlike me when this ahole crushed me between and then dragged me under these cars

I’d wail on it as if I caught my kid smoking cigarettes.

that’s cute. but allow me to retort...

nod

“mom! dad is on the computer again!”

5 beers sodas, 1 between your legs

I’d watch the shit out of a Lockjaw & Bear TV show

this

oh jeez, yet another dad joke threat down.

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Friend of mine has the non-pace car edition as his dd for the past 20 years. The car is bulletproof.

preach

ahem