Turn that Centurion into a dually.

did they sew her eyes back on the wrong side?

agree about having a 3rd choice. something like: Only if you’re a collector.

8th grade, my parents had just gotten divorced, my dad leaves for work hours before I have to be at school via the yellow chariot surrounded by window lickers.

drop a VQ30DE in there for shiggles. 

switch the comma to a period on the price, and I’ll be right over

I am an assertive driver, not an aggressive one. I try to think what every idiot on the road is going to do, and let them have room to be stupid.

Would someone please call the night nurse - I think my dad broke into the day room and is posting again.

~10 years judo here. Ruh na Wei is best defense if possible. Ruhnem Over works for me too. 

neutering is for dogs and cats, not for cars.

padlock in a sock.

I’m thinking that this might just be the perfectly weird rally beast. Just not at this price.

But think of the kids*... . You know, the ones like me who’d think that having a tank in the neighborhood is the coolest fucking thing in the world.

Neil deGrasse Tyson is number one.

Did someone say bewheemoth?

Hello, 911? My buddy just got hit by a car and I think he’s dead.

that ain’t nothing, as you can see sunlight between the rear and front bumper of the cars.

#rekd threads on 4chan has some gruesome vids, gifs.

ewww. send it away.