Yay! My first car was my mom’s 1970 Javelin with the 232 (alas). I’ve loved them ever since.

One issue not mentioned is that due to the nature of their captivity, these animals are exposed to pathogens from across the globe that their immune systems are simply not equipped to handle.

Don’t hate the player, hate the airline for having reclining seats.

Flying coach is now on the level of a dare, especially for me now that I have circulatory and neuropathy problems due to crush injuries in my legs.

Benedryl is your friend. Helps with nausea and makes you sleepy.

can’t be unseen

Screams Ford Taurus to me.

You also need these to control the steering wheel of a Pagani

whoa.

Driver’s ed sure has changed since my time - now you have to learn perpendicular parking?

There’s one in my neighborhood. When Zillow found out, it knocked 15% off my house’s value

...brown droptop Nissan Murano.

Possibly the most cynical and calculated “settlement” of all time.

“My old man is a tree surgeon, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”

Splendid. I’ll take 30.

Like contracting every single rivet from the F-35 to a different district?

I’d have to imagine that an added benefit would be spreading expertise, infrastructure around so as to not be potentially vulnerable in case of conflict, to build the shipping industry up and down the coast.

A solution in search of a problem: How to spread out the subcontract gravy train to the most congressional districts.

Gregor Clegane = Killdozer