Driver’s ed sure has changed since my time - now you have to learn perpendicular parking?

There’s one in my neighborhood. When Zillow found out, it knocked 15% off my house’s value

...brown droptop Nissan Murano.

Possibly the most cynical and calculated “settlement” of all time.

“My old man is a tree surgeon, he’s got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.”

Splendid. I’ll take 30.

Like contracting every single rivet from the F-35 to a different district?

I’d have to imagine that an added benefit would be spreading expertise, infrastructure around so as to not be potentially vulnerable in case of conflict, to build the shipping industry up and down the coast.

A solution in search of a problem: How to spread out the subcontract gravy train to the most congressional districts.

Gregor Clegane = Killdozer

Hella no.

That your stupid actions are going to mess up my schedule? You’re going down, bub, cheap shots on the house.

1000x this. actually the only thing I really trust from unknown vendors are knishes with a lot of mustard.

I love dirty water dogs - just that I would never, ever eat anything on the subway. Something might get in your mouth, your hand might touch mouth, the ambient smell... ewww.

I wouldn’t put it past Albammy. Screw the apple knockers - NYC should have seceded from upstate decades ago. 

Can’t have an electric sewer without the sewage.

I can see where they were going with this, but then they said “hold my beer”, veered off the road and went all wendigo and shit. If it was $5k I’d be the one saying “hold my beer”. But at that price, I don’t have enough hands to hold all those beers.

As soon as he stops doing shit that deserves being bashed...

If I had any money, I’d go for AMC Javelin/AMXs. Totally undervalued.

Sweet jesus these are awful. I stream everything I don’t see them IRL.