I know, I mean if you pushed my parents out of a cargo plane, it would be my mom that left the biggest crater.

So, no solution to healthcare yet?

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

No way man, get out there and coat that car with a soapy ice sheet, then split your head open falling on ice in 8°f weather. That’s what a true enthusiast would do.

Here’s her husband.

In winter, when my hoses will freeze, my buckets will freeze, my power washer will freeze, and my butt will freeze, I will use a car wash to keep my car clean. Stating that I don’t care about my car because I use a car wash is a hideously stupid conclusion to draw.

“Local woman drowns in her own driveway in a bizarre bucket accident. Film at 11.”

Kevin: Dang, I’d have won if the solution was Two Gentlemen in Veronica.

That same concept goes with the general public when they know that your a “car guy”. A coworker yesterday was astonished that I had no to desire to ever own a Ferrari or Lamborghini. He was like, “But your a car guy, don’t you love super fast cars & stuff”.

Police charged d’Baha with disorderly conduct

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

They just inflate another one

Ancona, who is known for claiming that the Ku Klux Klan is a Christian organization, not a racist one—as if the two are always mutually exclusive

So witches float and wizards sink?

Instead of wasting 100 sheets of paper, just print a few, put them in a loop and then his fax never stops.

Dodge Challenger 19L Twin Supercharged V16 Helldestroyer

which is the exact number of seats it needs if you didnt tell your wife you were buying it.

I would imagine hell yes.

What beautiful cars! I wish I had that kind of dough.