That’s how I got my first wife. 

No worse than Nissan’s current styling.

Porsche:

Stop it with these idiotic sport utility coupes. They have neither the utility of a full-back SUV or crossover nor the handling of an actual sedan. They are stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.

Embarrassed Bradley alum here... Not only do we have those degrees... We have a sports media school named after Hall of Famer Charlie Steiner. Dammit this is stupid, and Dave Reynolds has always been very fair and covered the team faithfully through highs and lows.

More like Madley, amirite!?!?

Sit back down before you get beat down.

Wait, hold up. Those Chevy commercials told me they won the JD Power Most Reliable award. You mean to tell me those awards are worthless? What about those normal people and their important opinions?

X Gon’ Give it To Ya.

“For the record we haven’t been especially blown away by BMW’s semi-autonomous driving systems either, on cars like the new 5 Series and such.”

Kid is clearly poor, system working as designed. 

“I’ve got $25. What can I get for that?”

I’m going to put my money down on the “These people have never voted and couldn’t find their polling place if you threatened to crush their cars” square.

That's pretty cool for Indiana. 

China bout to see what a big boy arms race is like. 

Nice enough guy, just has a tendency to comb over when not invited.

We know one would be Santorum...

How unreliable is the V8 from the E61 cars?

The 997 is aging poorly (shutup) and wasn’t that great to begin with (don’t increase prices).