♫The long-term contract I had to sign
Says I'll be makin' these movies 'til the end of time
A-with my Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda ♪

#stophashtagabuse

Phew! Beat the rap again!

"…with plastic overlays that affixed to your TV screen to provide additional graphics."

A consulting firm wouldn't last very long after recommending someone like this.

I can hardly think of a worse punishment that being appointed to the Trump cabinet.

I think many of them became convinced that they could replace the entire ACA with a simple law preventing health insurance companies from denying coverage because of pre-existing conditions. But even that is a regulation, which offends the sensibilities of those who think that government regulations are always bad.

Just to confirm: was the sex-until-sunrise with the same person as the Saturday night date?

Oh, they understand it - they just don't get why anyone objects to it.

I asked Jeeves about the clitoris once, but afterward I couldn't find either.

It's not my fault! I met this girl… and… well, if only you could see the body she had… but then it turned out that she was an intellectual. I got sucked in! Seduced! I couldn't help myself, I'm tellin' ya!

Just remember, everyone - the problem is not Flynn's actions, it's the fact that we found out about them.

Well, if the conducting realism doesn't improve next season, I'll be sure to only blame the editors.

He would have tweeted it sooner, but some bullshit about Red Cross workers get killed in Afghanistan was first on the agenda for some unknown reason.

I can see why you abbreviate it that way.

Almost; the correct answer is to move this year's ceremony Vancouver. That's where Hollywood relocates everything else.

But Trump's threats to send the U.S. military to "take care of" the "bad hombres" in Mexico reminds me more of Pershing chasing Pancho Villa than of Winfield Scott vs. Santa Anna.

"…demanding…a college that's 89% Catholic cover birth control is pretty clearly making people go against their mission. If you're shocked, shocked, that EWTN or Belmont Abbey thinks you should go a block away and buy contraception with your non-insurance money that seems like your issue."

Let me cherry-pick a few points for rebuttal, lest anyone get fooled into thinking they were valid arguments:

Curved screens make sense in a theater because the image is being projected on it from across the room. With a flat screen, the sides of the screen are further from the projector than the center, which makes in impossible to have the entire image in focus.