Karl Rove did not attend a single NSC meeting during the entire eight years Bush the Younger was in office.

"Find me 3 cases of fraudulent votes against Trump."

One trick they pull is that what they call a burger is actually a double burger, and they call a single burger a "little burger" which makes is sound like it's some tiny child-sized thing, or maybe a slider. So just the wording of their menu is designed to trick people into buying more food (and spending more money)…

Bush the Elder was one of the nation's finest civil servants, but came up short as a politician on the national stage. He had been part of the moderate wing of the GOP, which made the conservative wing and Religious Right very suspicious of him.* Dan Quayle was chosen as his running mate to appease them, but of…

I was on the freeway in bumper-to-bumper rush hour traffic when the guy behind me starts honking because I wasn't tailgaiting the car in front of me. Once he got his chance, he changed lanes, cut in front of me, and turned completely around in his seat to flick me off. About ten seconds later, traffic came to a dead…

The disconcerting thing about this case is that there just might be a judge or jury in Connecticut which falls for the "yes I did the deed, but no crime committed" defense. It doesn't really matter what charges you slap on someone if the jury lets them walk anyway.

John Madden called it a doink. Thus, it is always and forever a doink.

They posted a sign outside an abandoned suburban storefront reading "FREE BEER."

Addendum - Esther Zuckerman raises some questions in review deserving of responses.

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Does that mean I win a prize!?!

Fuck doctors who won't even think twice about telling you that you have to wait days or weeks before getting examined for something which needs immediate attention. Like it would kill them to refer you to someone who can help you right away.

You've been to Comet? Could you please describe to us all the Satanic artwork on the walls there? Because apparently the MSM is totally covering that up.

Your father displayed some classic behaviors found in playground bullies. Especially the part about him flying off the handle in reaction to the tiniest bit of teasing. And I'm sure he credits your success to all the abuse he dished out over the years.

The only way you'll see real change from either party is with an anti-incumbent revolution at the primary level.

Inclusiveness in action!

There is a disappointing lack of full frontal on Full Frontal.

Not under the New Cruelty, you don't.

"Oh, please, suh, don' go throwin' me intuh that Brier patch!"

It's the Feel-Good Movie of the Year! about martial law being declared and a handful of civil liberties being discarded here and there.