You forgot to mention that not only are hurricanes a liberal invention to advance the climate change agenda, but that the liberal media goes along with it to boost ratings, and local retailers take advantage of the fabricated panic to boost sales of bottled water and canned foods.

So, the guy with the air horn... was I supposed to be intimidated or something?

Well, then, someone needs to tell me what purpose is served by a plantain!

I would, but I can’t even figure out how...

Huh? What?

Anytime anyone starts talking about a Big Mac, I can’t help but think about the story of how McDonald’s once changed the recipe to make the sauce cheaper to make. But when they wanted to change it back, they couldn’t at first, because no one could find the original.

I can understand starting with this movie - it truly was influential, and kickstarted important conversations at all levels. But, it’s kind of a downer, y’know?

You’ve got it all wrong. Previous presidents have handled the situation brilliantly. Kim has his missiles so he can feel like a manly man on the world stage, but Western spies have infiltrated the program to make sure that they’ll never even come close to hitting anything.

“I’m not a Nazi, but it’s probably a good thing for me that I’ll get to join the Aryan Brotherhood when I get to prison.”

The mere fact that some (not all) of Scarlett’s emancipated slaves stay with her didn’t bother me in and of itself; there are times in life when you just have to stick with the asshole you know. But when one of the former slaves says that house slaves like himself would never be able to figure out how to care for and…

I have no response to any of this nonsense.

My guess: Daddy Issues.

“That’s not FAIR!”

Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe is unable to order the Lee and Jackson statues’ removal...

I liked this article a lot, when I read it back in March. Why is it being featured again so prominently? This Kinjasphere is a strange land indeed.

The timing worked out such that I watched this finale on DVD via Netflix not long after my grandmother died. Like many, I sobbed my eyes out.

My first smartassery on Kinja was aimed at you, Dikachu, but it seems to have been lost in the ether. I’m already declaring failure.

I just want you all to know, I'm not wearing any underwear.

I just want you all to know, I'm not wearing any underwear.

And if Al Gore had won his own frickin' home state, Florida wouldn't have mattered.