Perhaps the slime was in the shape of boobs?

Shart: Are Teens In Your Community Adopting This New Designer Drug? Is Your Child At Risk?

I quoted him directly. You ignored the quote. You're the one doing the cherry-picking.

Can we still make fun of Chris Christie? Because he lasted less than 72 hours as the head of Trump's transition team. It was announced moments ago that he's been demoted and Pence is taking over.

I was gonna say - nothing can live without salt in that environment; to throw so much of it away would have been both expensive and suicidal.

You just have to have faith.

The point of his presentation was that the Islamic world was WAY ahead of everyone else in mathematics (and all the science, technology, and engineering which that allows) for a good long stretch, but then there came a time when they just… devoted their energies to other things.

<pedant> A trick is something a whore turns for money. </pedant>

And that can be the subject of the follow-up film.

"Did you get a good night's sleep? I missed you!"

There appears to be no doubt that the two girls on trial really did stab the victim; the trial is simply to determine how much, if any, criminal responsibility they bear for their actions.

"We need to save our phony-baloney jobs!"

But a lot of people who have middle-class incomes on paper feel poor, because they're so far in debt for one reason or another, and they're afraid they'll lose their jobs (whether such fear is warranted or not.) Someone who already feels that way but in addition doesn't care about facts is exactly the sort of mark a…

You're right, except that I fear that Trump is the exact type of negotiator who will withhold his support for something like infrastructure spending unless it's tied to both tax cuts AND mass deportations. Hell, he might even try to blackmail Congress by saying he'll veto absolutely everything they send him until…

Remember, everyone, the only reason any of you dislike Trump is because you've been incited by the media. Really, you shouldn't allow yourselves to be manipulated so easily.

See, the election was "open and successful" because he won even though more people voted for someone else. Because that's, you know, only fair.

Thank you!

A former girlfriend once repeated to me an old war story that her grandfather had told to her. I hated to break it to her, but the story was actually a scene from Catch-22.

Here in Trumpistan, Trump fucks you!

I think A.V. Club counts as antisocial media.