That's what they want you to believe. I know a website which has incontrovertible proof that Facebook is the absolute finest human achievement.

Did you at least remember to blow your nose on the tablecloth?

He can afford it.

"Getting used to President Trump."

In Mexico, only the manliest of men drink Tecate. Straight out of the can, every time. They add lime and salt to it, mind you, to make it palatable, but it's still a sign of machismo.

I'm sure they'll come up with special yeasts that can gobble up those nasty chemicals and… I dunno, make the beer taste like cherries or something.

With 40% inflation in Argentina, it's not even worth the trouble of fans to get refunds for those tickets.

I think the only way to avoid them is to swing through Belgium.

In that version, the fact that she was underage wouldn't stop me, but in addition, that fact that her father ran a funeral home would mean that authorities would never find my body afterward.

I was once invited out to dinner without having been notified in advance that this dinner was going to take place at a country club restaurant. I was wearing a once-black hoodie which had long since faded to charcoal grey and had holes worn through it, over a t-shirt which more than likely said something…

I enjoyed it. So much so, I won't even hold it against the movie that the filmmakers tried to do an end-around when it came to giving proper credit for the story ideas.

You: "The Clintons gave us DOMA."

No shit, Sherlock. By that yardstick, EVERY presidential candidate has been "rejected" since the introduction of the secret ballot.

I really am concerned about the modern equivalent of Nazi brownshirts - civilians with no official government connection committing terrorist acts which go unpunished. But I also have hope that we'll still have rule of law in most of the country.

It seems Mitch McConnell didn't get that memo.

Maybe you should put some clothes on if you want to continue fighting evil today.

The "people who know how to get shit done" have been really good at deliberately not doing anything at all of late.

"… facts no longer matter at the AV Club."

BILL Clinton (not Hillary) signed the various bills you mentioned after they were passed by the Newt Gingrich-led Congress. Vetoes would likely have been overturned anyway, so compromises were made according to the realpolitik of the time, because that's what it means to govern in a democracy. Although, you never…