Oh, shit. There goes my weekend.

Oh, I just haven't gotten that far. What I've covered are his plans for his first day in office.

Of course they seem reasonable - the man is a con artist, after all, so he's perfected how to tell the marks exactly what they want to hear. But it's all empty promises; this is the man who couldn't keep a fucking casino in the black and yet promises to "bring back jobs."

Don't forget Press Secretary Billy Bush!

I actually think Newt will be put in charge of National Security. Secretary of State will go to Sarah Palin.

Exactly. The political establishment knows how to game the system as it stands, which is good enough reason for them to maintain the status quo.

TURMP - The First 100 Days

Protesting in cities and/or states which went to Hillary is just preaching to the choir.

Sometimes, you have to give credit where it's due: congratulations to Mitch McConnell for fulfilling his promise to limiting Obama to being only a two-term president.

Interesting that you're describing the first woman to be nominated by a major party a the top of the ticket as "the safer option."

Does that mean the big bands will make a big comeback? In that case, I'm all for it!

I finally broke down and dropped 18 bucks on a Fungi-Nail Pen. It gets applied directly around the edge of the infected nail. It seems like a waste of money at first, but I'll be damned if it isn't doing the trick.

Draw that picture again, man; I couldn't hear it.

Private citizens now feel empowered to act upon their worst impulses because Trump makes them feel like that's acceptable now. That's a greater threat to people's life and liberty than the government itself could ever be.

How's your Spanish? Learn to speak it with a lisp, and tell everyone you're from Andalusia.

Isn't that the secret Trump handshake?

I'm sure Gore has one more run left in him.

It's not just you.

If I were to follow my own suggestion, I ought to have referred to him only as 'The President-Elect' but I can't bring myself to do it.

My toenail fungus is clearing up!