My first thought was “Don’t go in front of the car!”

The photo of the fried chicken above the lede, however, looks amazing. 

Easy. Some people worship money, power and status above all else. All the details and justifications after the fact are just bullshit. 

So how does anyone continue to like this guy after he shits all over Americans?

Guess what. The pre requirement of needing a “hustle” culture is that jobs don’t pay you enough to live normally.

Ah yes, I want nothing more than for my car to be assembled by an over-worked, sleep deprived technician.

She passed out due to blood pressure medication combined with fasting before a medical procedure. Not a retiree; the first person to run out to help was a coworker who recognized her.

Tape a box-knife to it.

Also doesn’t have a belt cutter.

Well, none of them are sitting at a computer, or watching the news. Many Americans of all shapes, sizes and colors are pretty damn good people when they aren’t being incited by the hate and fear machines.

That’s a nice reminder that the entire world hasn’t gone completely to shit

I did go into multiple dealerships, basically what I did was work them a bit on price and then once dealer x made me a deal I went to y dealership and told them what x offered. Y makes me a better offer so I go to z, z makes a better offer so I go back to x....round and round. I actually had one sales manager blow up…

No, it is fake stuff. It is really just reconstituted typo juice.

That XT reminds me of a 1982-ish MR2 I spotted just last night. It had a temp in the window, and it was sitting in rush our traffic trying to light itself on fire. I felt bad for the new owner. The mid-engine bay was smoking pretty bad. Once speeds picked up, the smoke seemed to dissipate. Not sure if it managed to…

Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing

$124k V12 652 hp AWD shooting brake.

A classic car that speaks to you is the only way not to look like a douche. Everyone, even non car people, appreciate a good looking classic. With this kind of budget a decent used restomod should be attainable.

R8's are douchey? I think they’re at least a lot less flashy than their Lamborghini and Ferrari counterparts, even if just through 2015's generation. Oh well. Some fun cars to choose from.

5'8" isn’t really that short. Average American man height is 5'9", with the overwhelming majority of American men being between 5'8" and 5'11".

Prediction: The response in the comments to how needlessly mean-spirited this is will be far more entertaining than any of the actual slides.