They look great in person. One came to C&C back in July.

I’d rather spend time with its grandsire:

I’m severely disappointed you missed the Walker Texas Ranger edition Stealth.

Hey, that Oldsmobile does okay as long as you get the trucoat, don’tchaknow. Just ask for Jerry Lundegaard, he’ll get you squared away.

The Ford Taurus Robo Cop Edition was too far ahead of its time.

Or - if Republican Congressmen/Congresswomen had any balls - they could simply write a piece of legislation outlawing “any firearm or any aftermarket modification to a pre-existing firearm that can fire a bullet or other intended projectile at a rate of more than once per method of activation (i.e. - “trigger pull”)“.…

Event Horizon basically lifted Doom’s plot. The video game, not the crappy Rock vehicle.

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

I go through them like you wouldn’t belive. All it takes is one unnoticed chip + winter cold to get a big long crack going. Never actually BROKEN it but, given the way they spread in cold weather, I take no chances. As far as how I’m actually causing all this damage in the first place, idk, I drive aggressively and…

Losing a $30k sale over $100 is actually them being a victim of their own success. You can’t be a no-haggle dealership, especially a big-name one with a reputation, and then make deals. It kills the reputation and the reason for your existence.

When I got my CX-5, I drove about an hour away to our nearest city and visited the biggest Mazda dealership there. They had a no haggle policy. They told me the price was an average of what the other Mazda dealerships in the area were getting for that model. I told them first, you should use median, not average, and…

Last year my younger sister bought her first car ever, a 2010 RAV4 with AWD and the 4-banger, from Carmax. I believe it had 90,000-100,000 miles on it and probably had 2 or fewer owners. I believe she paid between $10 and $12k, no haggle (because Carmax). She also bought into their stellar warranty program, which cost…

It is a variable.

Yeah but his home run record wasn’t more than just steroids.

It’s a Caddy, Fancy Kristen only cries diamond tears.

Considering that in soccer, all goals at any professional level are considered as part of the career tally, then why shouldn’t hits count the same. Be it Japan, Korea, MLB, Mexico?

The best fictional treat is Turkish Delight, because no way was Lewis talking about that crap-ass candy that Brits ate at some point.

Yup. I’ve gotten a couple times in the last few years (both doing yard work) and now that I know what it looks like, I see it EVERYWHERE. I have a bunch of vines and bramble I need to trim back, but I’m not doing it until I nuke everything with Round-Up, cancer be damned.

I once put a frozen toaster strudel into the toaster, but unbeknownst to me someone (*cough* my sister *cough*) had just adjusted down the toaster settings. My 8 year old brain did not know that was possible, no one had ever done that before. So when the toaster popped up my strudel, I put the icing on and took a bite…

As a doctor, one of the benefits is having whatever pharmaceutical rep who wants to sell their product, bring lunch to the office on a regular basis. After plowing through more Portuguese ribs and garlic shrimp than one man should handle