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rsa2016

Owner here (I’ve never posted in a forum, so not sure what the etiquette is).

Reminds me…

Haha, right? I’m here trying to read it aloud to someone, and I can’t even get the words out, I’m crying!

They never took a doggie bag home and they never touched Golem Jesus’s meal.

Critical thinking doesn't allow one to make snarky comments on Internet threads, though.

From what I’ve read about the Victorian era, if they had found a way to power a car via kinky sex they would have probably been driving 80mph on highways long before flight was invented.

The Chrisman’s are cheating Victorians. Try pedaling that high-wheeled bicycle in January in Caribou, Maine. Or use chamber pots, or the outhouse on -10 degree days with a raging blizzard engulfing your hand-shoveled path to your wood-pile. They skipped over a whole bunch of daily chores and exposure to chemicals that

Actually, I pretty much agree. While I don’t go as all-out as these folks, I am a legit, Steve Strange (rest his soul) approved, 27 year old New Romantic. Floofy hair and all. I also happen to own a car from 1982. It’s really a wonderful experience to be all dolled up driving that car and listening to era correct

dialing tow truck to take away the non-Ferrari parked in front of his boat

Okay, this might be a bit more comprehensible:

It’s amazing how much value drops from a car once the odometer hits 6 digits. It should really be the opposite!

Word. I bought my NB miata with 76K miles and had to do the timing belt, all other drive/accessory belts, the valve cover gasket, spark plugs, and transmission fluid almost immediately. If I’d bought one with 120k miles for probably 2 grand less, all of that stuff would have likely already been taken care of.

I think he must have thought that he had free access to a truck whenever he wanted, because he asked me to use it basically every other week. For two months, I deflected him, always having convenient out-of-town plans on the weekends that would preclude us from trading.

More along the lines of mcdonald’s:

Not as horrifying as these, but....

Spoiler: It’s hot