For us ‘drive the slow cars fast’ types, 10s 0-60 is just AOK.

From NewsRadio, maybe the best sitcom ever...

Dave: Bill, have you ever heard the expression “It’s easier to catch flies with honey instead of vinegar”?
Bill: Dave, have you ever heard the expression “Only a hillbilly sits around and tries to figure out the best way to catch flies”?

I dated a hothead once. It’s terrible. Please don’t yell at the restaurant staff that is preparing our meal! Also, please don’t honk at other motorists when I’m driving. Some people. /rant

I bought a 99 Subaru Legacy GT Limited from a Mitsubishi dealership in...a city. It was awesome. It was 11 years old at the time and had 37k miles on it. The dealer was adamant that the car was mint save for some rear-end damage that was repaired when they got it on trade in. The mileage was low because the previous…

Joseph Gustafson is a brand new contributor to Lanesplitter.

Lets not forget this ! Possibly one of the best fight scenes between a Bond villain and a non-main character...

Yeah the other day, I was pulling out of my driveway and someone drove down the street, so I took my foot off the gas going about 3mph and my car just went spinning out of control into a tree. Shit was crazy, man.

Not a road trip per se but I had a 1995 Nissan 200SX that had been brought into the local Firestone store to get some new tires on the rear. The next day I go for a short 30 mile roundtrip drive to run some errands, on my way home the rear of the car starts to violently shake horribly. I continue to drive thinking…

Flew to Michigan from Australia, bought an F150 Flareside V8 and drove across the US. A wheel bearing failed in Flagstaff, AZ, so I tried to fix it in the back of a gravel parking lot behind a mechanic’s workshop on a Saturday night. Finished at 2:30pm after a run-in with the cops, got about five miles down the…

Some of these make no sense...

Many of these cars are essentially equivalent. If you’re limited to a pair, they should be able to cover a wide range of uses and functions. The Mustang and Raptor makes sense, a Charger and a Viper makes sense, a Silverado and Corvette makes sense, etc.

Luxury to me implies a mindset of design. Those cars are performance oriented, meaning a sacrifice of luxury for power/handling, at least in the cost preposition. Luxury marque entry level s/m/pole spec cars are more like an alternative to buying a corvette, if anything. Luxury marques making cars that sacrifice…

Audi S3? BMW 228i? Polestar Volvo?

“Michigan has a law that says a person who converts something is liable to the owner for treble damages. Your stereo was stolen while in this shop?”

“I once brought a car in for service and while it was still in the “lane” being written up, an employee of the dealer moved it and helped himself to some money that was in the car. I was less than 20 feet away but I guess the free money was too tempting.”

ZAZ Zaporozhets 965 as driven by the great Joe Don Baker in GoldenEye. Because Mitchell!

Bluebird bus FTW! Basically unchanged for like 40 years. If it ain’t broke...

I can't remember. It's just a jumble of letters and numbers.