Jalopnik’s opening paragraph said “Mercedes-Benz became the first automaker to achieve SAE Level 3 certification in the U.S.”, not just Nevada. Unless it’s just misreported here...

“oh-kee-fee”?

mst3k take:

Reminder, if you see someone doing something illegal and nobody is actively being hurt; no you didn’t. If you see someone doing something illegal and someone is actively being hurt then call for EMS and report the injury aspect only.

Brian grows disenfranchised

Already in the pipe:

That makes sense.

What a cool car!

Cardi’s explanation that the song was teaching women about our bodies, our pleasure, even sexual hygiene.

Great response.

this glass full of “nosebleed in a snowbank”

The survey goes on to reveal that 57% plan to go out to eat at a restaurant, 50% will order take out or delivery for a gathering at home...

Unfortunately, after reading this piece, my brain saw “not-too-distant-future” and can no longer think of anything beyond Mystery Science Theater 3000. Cars? Electronics? No, cheesy movies.

At the upscale grocery store I sometimes shop at, I’ve seen this more than once: There are two traffic lanes separating the store from the parking lot, one lane in each direction. I’ve seen a car (typically an SUV) stop, completely blocking one lane, so that the person they’re picking up can load up their groceries…

Mostly fine, except for two:

I was today years old when I learned this.  Thanks!

Often when I hear some high-flying businessman or politician shifting blame for a debacle to one of his advisors or other underlings, I want to say, “Jeez, who hired that idiot? Oh, yeah. You did.”

Barguest, if you’re reading this: What an excellent story about your Jensen Healey. A comment like yours is what keeps me coming back to this site. Thanks.

6-6' for the current owner is way above the 95th Percentile

Colored glassware is pretty, but not for drinks where you care about the color. For me, that’s red wine and whiskey, at least.