If a barbed-wire tattoo on a flabby white bicep were a TV show...

His car, a silver, last-gen Honda Civic sedan, was last spotted on surveillance video 10 minutes after he went to lunch, 15 minutes away from his job.

Wow, Tesla FSD Beta doesn’t look very safe at all.

I kind of sigh when the clue is a rap singer, because I don’t follow the genre. Fortunately “Lil” seems to work fairly often.

Society expects women to be shorter than their partners. Why, though?

With all the legal scholars who haven’t made inartful tweets and are available to hire in the U.S., it’s too bad that Georgetown Law went with a lesser white male as a senior lecturer. Put an asterisk by his name and leave him in the past.

I feel like a big, fat failure. But maybe what failed was this “program,” not me.

I trust my regular mechanic, and when I told him, “My owner’s manual says that the interval is such-and-such,” he said, “If you plan on keeping your car indefinitely, rather than trading it in a few years from now, I recommend this shorter interval instead...”

The chrome line along the top of the grille, pre-facelift, was just terrible.

Anyway, I don’t know how illuminating this explanation was. It’s honestly nearly 2,000 words of nonsense. I spent all day reading and writing about this stuff, you spent some time reading it, and I guarantee we’re both worse off for it.

1975 Corvette Base

Thanks for the reminder of one of my favorite covers, The Who’s My Generation by The Zimmers.

Nice! Definite improvements. Driveman is more correct than Rideman, and NoWalkMan made me LOL.

This is just one of the several reasons why Self Driving Cars will not happen until we have fully self aware AI that can understand and observe context clues as well as a human being.

Riad initially plead not guilty

This is at the same time the dumbest and the funniest thing I’ve read in quite some time. Excellent. Thanks.

Follow-on article:

I’ll only object to the title of one of the videos: Carjacked? Probably Your Fault.

I think it was The Wisdom of Crowds that coined the term “satisficing”, admittedly a cludge-tastic term, which is a portmanteau of “satisfy” and “sufficing”.

Hey, hey! The “fake” leather is a good thing.