I’m not buying Lettuce Coin fuck off.

Thank you, Kristen, for this excellent piece.

Very Real British Friend™ Tiegan, who relayed my question of Steele’s horniness to her gran, described by Tiegan as, “so Scottish nobody can understand her”

My middle-aged self couldn’t even begin to justify trying this out.

Funny, I took that to be exaggeration, but I see it’s fixed now.

You make a good point.

Thanks, Molly the Truck Guy. This was hilarious and compulsively readable.

I think it’s a confusing expression, which makes it not unusual for English.

Thanks, you’ve recognized that my first comment was literally incorrect.

“Amy told me after several of our sessions, ‘You will be hearing from my lawyer,’” she said.

Ah, so that’s what “old” is about. Thanks!

Cool, thanks!

Anyone know what the bottom line means? “For old driver’s licenses KI.1 and 4"?

Cool, someone who’s read the study, which means you know that

What a coincidence!

Pollster: Abraham Lincoln—you know, born in a log cabin, first Republican President?

Agreed--Way to go, Mercedes!

The world is ready for a Cheap Trick parody song, “The Food Police.”

What a great clip! I want to wonder whether the teenager is feeling a little existential dread, based on her rollercoaster facial expressions—”Is this really meaningful?”—but I know that’s just wishful thinking.

This sounds like the middle of a much longer story!