NOT ENOUGH STARS.

“Deadly garlic allergy? Bah, don’t be silly. Garlic is really good for you. Here, have another clove.” Sure I don’t have the cool allergies, but I still want to live!

Wow. I came across this 1996 E36 M3 a few days ago on craigslist: good condition, 82,000 miles... $17,000. I thought it was too much for me.

I don’t know what the manufacturing requirements are, but the looks could be further improved by consistently sized and aligned windows. The lines are all off, tops and bottoms, placement in each section, the last window on its superimposed panel...

some which were only “cars” in the sense of a vaguely associated assemblage of bits all lying within the same relative volume of space

I think it was just the joy of finding something marginally obscure that I liked and feeling like it shouldn’t be abandoned in the bargain bin.

“You must be able to jump this high before you can play this game” wouldn’t rule out all trolls, but it might be a dose of reality.

Burger King for the win.

similarly euphuistic statement

You didn’t even mention the convertible top. I once watched a guy spend maybe 10 minutes? putting up the top after he’d parked on the street, because rain was threatening. My car at the time was a Miata; my lusting after the Elise was tempered by thoughts of practicality.

Oh! Duh. Thanks. I was thinking that the gym had an alarm personalized to the staff member opening (my 24-hour gym requires everyone to run their fob by the sensor, especially in off-hours when unattended). Your explanation makes much more sense. :-)

where you’re the opener and your alarm doesn’t go off

Further, the study concerns the database of applicants to Insurify:

The International Basketball Federation, which goes by the acronym FIBA— which absolutely makes no sense

“it’s a weird hill for me to die on, but here I lay dying.”

Re-enact notable movie scenes (or even car commercials), substituting your Lexus LS 400. Not necessarily car chases! Think Vanishing Point, for example, or the interior scenes of The Hire.

Why do we slap years onto vehicles anyway?

I now have a desire to have a purple car with a brown interior and call it peanut butter and jelly.

Salamoni’s attorney, John McLindon, said Salamoni has the option to be a police officer elsewhere if he chooses.

I have no opinion about the music, but I think the fashion of wearing a chain link fence is doomed.