Again I tell you, it is easier for a Ferrari to go ten years without engine-out service than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God.

Giving equal opportunity offensive. I had to laugh.

Biggest thing I notice is how much time slows down.

When I was a young man, with a young man’s metabolism, I’d go out to a local Italian restaurant with friends for lunch. My go-to order was listed as a Pizza Americana on the menu: a thin crust pizza with tomato sauce and mozzarella, plus ham, garlic, and a tangle of spaghetti on top. One of my friends called it a…

So... your argument is that because you’ve had terrible bosses, other people should too?

Maybe I’m just too immature (Almost assuredly the case), but I love stupid things like this.

I don’t really have much to admit to except eating uncooked bacon...

I regularly poured Scotch over vanilla ice cream. It’s probably not as good as a liqueur, but still... I do it.

He’s wanted one since he was working two jobs and going to school, and JoeWalsh was on the radio singin: MY MASERAAAATI DOES 185.

That’s a sad story, but in some ways it’s also a great story. Thanks for sharing it; you’ve made me think.

I can’t wait for when Mueller gets his hooks in Jr...

Remember the Volkswagen Eos?

Sounds like a good deal to me...

But here we are...fighting amongst ourselves. Creating a custom that basically equates virtue with not complaining about any of these things.

I’ve played it, at a conservative estimate, for roughly 680 hours of my life—approximately 28.3 days.

What is with the golf thing anyway?

I’m sorry to hear that. I’ve been lucky enough to get paid, after past furloughs. Good luck and best wishes!

As for the shutdown 2.0, let him. No skin off my nose if Trump wants more buckshot in his foot.

Racial slurs are like the opposite of comedy — they don’t really work unless they’re punching down.

It’s an ungainly little bugger but somehow still irresistible.