Know what’s annoying?

...like a psychopath.

OMG. I had a Golf as a rental on a job interview, and I was put into a situation that I had to admit I COULDN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO OPEN THE HATCH. My future supervisor (foreshadowing) realized that you push in and lift the VW emblem.

This just means pizza is a self contained meal, where sides aren’t needed. So you could say the same about pasta... Which is also a meal.

An alternative method to standard opinion polls was used by the Center for Indigenous Peoples Studies at California State University, San Bernardino. A survey was conducted of 400 individuals, with 98 individuals positively identified as Native Americans, finding that 67% agreed with the statement that “Redskins” is…

And so-called health nazis are not actually trying to kill us.

When it says median burger price in the QSR space jumped from $4.50 in 2008 to $6.95 today, what burgers are included in that?

Untucked shirt--the man was prepared.

My loss can be your gain, can becrestored

Right--there’s a reason that the U.S. military is under civilian control.

The army murders people. Period. End of story.

I do the same thing, plus a maximum dollar amount, and it’s a good filter.

Ugh. I have no good answer.

I’ll never forget after reading through a litany of abuse in a comment section of something I wrote when I first started...

Someone plagiarized from my college paper for his MA!

Do they think no one cares?

Yeah, what about all my associates who didn’t commit crimes?! Checkmate, liberal traitors!!

LOL. Not you personally! (Although me too.)

Just say no altogether.

Some years ago my wife and I got a foreign language course package, and we put up stickies of words and phrases around the house.