Pizza blanket.

“Though these are our central tenets, all that is required to become a Proud Boy is that a man declare he is ‘a Western chauvinist who refuses to apologize for creating the modern world’,” according to the Proud Boy Magazine.

Oh, shit. You think God gets mad that I pop open a beer during services, the way I do during a game? I’m sitting in a crowd of people, so He probably can’t see me, but still...

Be sure to put up warning signs.

I was trying to think of what the right thing to do would have been, given the woman’s false impression. Thanks for the excellent advice.

I know! It’s not like some fucking genie in a bottle is giving us a choice—and we have Kardashians and a street racing show, both at once.

How about if the automatic typewriter spits out ASCII art of Disney characters? :-)

Their #1 at the end of the day is making money, and every move they make tends to be the right one to achieve that end. Meanwhile, they’re the most legit enthusiast-focused OEM outside of exotics as far as I’m concerned.

There’s a whole list of things we could say to a kid but don’t, because we aren’t horrible. Most of the time.

Case in point: This ad is on the sidebar for this article.

This is just another example of globalization destroying indigenous culture. What are we losing, when we dismiss the socio-cultural value of ceremonies such as warming urine in a microwave oven? We’re losing a part of our own humanity.

You can solve for fat and out of shape...

Faster than me, for sure. A different measure is to translate 64 yards in 9 seconds to 40 yards... in 5.625 seconds.

I’d call it news, or at least a story I have interest in.

So we have two camps of people that both think the other one has been brainwashed.

In the world of computers and high tech, there’s something similar, commonly called a “makerspace.” Your idea is a nice one, a portable makerspace, though it loses out on collaborative aspects; that may be inevitable in that some of the projects for a car-based makerspace aren’t really portable.

Lionel, too—I always rooted for him and wanted John Glover to have a lot more screen time.

All my life people were telling me it was a good strategy! Buy a new car... Put it in storage... Wait 25 years... Sell it for enough to retire.

I agree. I know some people think Audis are boring, but I’d put them in the same category. The B3 series goes back to the mid-80s and still looks good today.