Step 1- Make them an offer they can’t refuse
Step 2- Get them all signed up and hooked
Step 3- Walk back your costs
Step 4- Profit

Does anyone who took anatomy believe this junk? A collapsed lung... from a rib injury, just like that. Apparently was not breathing nor had a pulse for 3 minutes. Then a nurse in the crowd performed CPR, which when done correctly to pass the damn certification BREAKS RIBS. Yet, he was playing golf the very next day?!…

BUT TRUMP IS PRO ISRAEL HOW DO THEY RECONCILE THIS

Trump Has Strongest Jewish Ties of All GOP Candidates

Iowa has a soft spot for Stuck on You

Cubs no hitter tho?

+1 for being just like my ‘pool supporting friend.

Couldn’t in the process of being an object that preeeety much floats, but doesn’t bounce to the surface like a full raft, being tossed in the sea lead to pretty consistent submersion in the waves? Or even maybe one end hanging deep while the other is buoyant? I’m thinking of things like a beer can or sunglasses…

Those marriages were just God testing her

Except she wins, but that’s more the fault of the rest of the sport in both cases.

Are we sure that’s not just a funhouse mirror?

It’s like the kid who wore NFL shoes from Kmart. I mean I won’t even say nothin to him cause damn that’s poor. Now the UFC is dressing everyone in those NFL shoes.

I remember me and a friend smashing a 3rd friend’s Lego pirate ships in pretend battles (he cried), and these urges are returning in force seeing this guy’s ship... where is he from again? *Pulls up Trivago*

Coming soon to the 9th stage of a State Fair near you!

Another day in the “Monkeys at Typewriters” fashion world.

80 mill could count his claimed gambing winnings, which may or may not be offset by claimed gambling losses.

You mean the UFC Marketing Department’s scripted insult

Nothing makes you look more like a JV promotion than these generic outfits. Are they TRYING to be American Gladiators, or Guts!? Someone should get fired and now.

Comon, is no one admitting that Rousey is the mouthpiece for the UFC marketing department? These barbs are NOT HER OWN. This all stems from the Las Vegas promotion battle. The UFC didn’t want shit to do with WMMA just a few years ago, and then then they lost many big male superstars, and found themselves with the only…

$60!?! I hope they pay their Bangladeshi cobblers $15 an hour...

mmm 1992...