I got u fam

Fuck the joke stealers but if a guy tells me a joke on the street I am going to repeat it if funny, and I would laugh even harder if the guy complains that his joke is everywhere because he just meant to “test” it by telling the public.

Did the drink fling really happen or did I see another instance of men being given an “out” like being spit on (Ray Rice), or provoked to a physical beating unequal to the initial “offense”?

The posturing is such a turn off. Everyone has the same goal, why do some people act like they need to make the history books or it isn’t worth it? Book deal on the table going to fall through if the movement organically moves out of your control? True that it happens in every similar movement... but just an ego…

Profile creation on AshleyMadison, the numbers-

Clear shots of Husband’s face- 14

Ooh that’s a bad case.

the Duggars remain shocked that Josh’s scandal has impacted their life in such a way.

Hey, those dudes it didn’t work out with were just not right for you in one way or another. You probably just need to hold out until you find someone who is more suited to you, plus emotionally mature, plus lives in your town, is not already married, is ready for a relationship, and timing and circumstances line up,…

Got some Goldeneye Control Center level nostalgia from looking at this

Who forgets what childhood was like? At what point do we substitute our adult centric theories of what kids think for the actual experiences we had? I played in dozens of sport seasons and a few dozen sport camps, and on zero occasions did I witness a child’s teary lament that he did not receive plastic recognition…

TIL Anthony Johnson works out at a Planet or 24 Hour Fitness (AKA Selfiecise Centers)

I don’t mind calling it a therapy dog for flights. As long as the passenger is the liable party if it nips someone, and people are able to change seats if they have anxiety around dogs (like my mother).

If you’re really afraid of your partner’s reaction, try easing your way into it. If you’re into sensation play, ask your partner of they’d be into using a massage oil candle before you whip out the Wartenburg wheel. You can also try using leading questions to gauge their potential reactions. For example, “I read about…

You should drink some FourYoko and relax

How did he get through security is the bigger questi-oh right the TSA is overworked and underpaid.

Psst, you’re in the internet comments. Save it for AFK

Like when every pro golf shot looks like it sprays right at a 45 degree angle off the screen

Dat probation officer! LOLOLOL

How can something that loads you up with bloating sodium be a fad diet...? Not all liquid diets “work” the same way. You would gain water weight with this genre of food! I hope the people shilling this one make their buck quick. They always do though don’t they, leaving us holding the bag... of chips.