Got some Goldeneye Control Center level nostalgia from looking at this

Who forgets what childhood was like? At what point do we substitute our adult centric theories of what kids think for the actual experiences we had? I played in dozens of sport seasons and a few dozen sport camps, and on zero occasions did I witness a child’s teary lament that he did not receive plastic recognition…

TIL Anthony Johnson works out at a Planet or 24 Hour Fitness (AKA Selfiecise Centers)

I don’t mind calling it a therapy dog for flights. As long as the passenger is the liable party if it nips someone, and people are able to change seats if they have anxiety around dogs (like my mother).

If you’re really afraid of your partner’s reaction, try easing your way into it. If you’re into sensation play, ask your partner of they’d be into using a massage oil candle before you whip out the Wartenburg wheel. You can also try using leading questions to gauge their potential reactions. For example, “I read about…

You should drink some FourYoko and relax

How did he get through security is the bigger questi-oh right the TSA is overworked and underpaid.

Psst, you’re in the internet comments. Save it for AFK

Like when every pro golf shot looks like it sprays right at a 45 degree angle off the screen

Dat probation officer! LOLOLOL

How can something that loads you up with bloating sodium be a fad diet...? Not all liquid diets “work” the same way. You would gain water weight with this genre of food! I hope the people shilling this one make their buck quick. They always do though don’t they, leaving us holding the bag... of chips.

People on the radio speaking about this news were all pronouncing it “Addy” and I really wondered if marketing researchers leave their office at all. Maybe they could come up with a new soda and call it Kohk.

I feel like often adding to the issue is there is 0.00009% chance there is a second girl on mic in game. Perhaps if there was a push to get everyone on mic together, and all of a sudden 40% of the people on mics were female and as a group kinda telling any jerks to STFU in numbers, it would be quite the shift. A jerk…

How is it determined which of the current hundreds of thousands of cases of internet harassment like this make a headline? Luck of the followers, the retweets, the blue checks, the reddit upvotes, the level of wacky in the crazy? I feel like there could be an entire subblog if this stuff is newsworthy, but I know that…

Joe Buttafuco and Amy something

Gaga needs to clean her pool, lettin that Burgundy Blood Algae run rampant SMH

The social media deletions just prove how superficial their intentions were. I would probably think them more than just blond stereotypes if they had held firm, but no, they saw the criticism and their doe eyes became even wider and they worried about what others thought, stereotypically... and reacted.

Funny story, that’s what we do Mr. Trump... IT’S THE FINDING AND APPREHENDING PART that costs a lot and is generally pretty lax in many cases because the government has to choose where to spend our money.

Their shoots look great, but it may look ridiculous in many other types of lighting.

I won’t free my shoe for the safety of others, I will spend a few minutes taking different angles of pictures so I can choose the best one for my IG because priorities and my employer bears the liability of my actions NEWAYZ U GUYZ