The satire being that it’s the same, you stupid heteros? I guess I expected it to be something like acting like college frat bachelors in the *what a twist* vein.

I hope he isn’t really trying to pass that off as a “joke”. Er, I mean... ha! What fiction!

They sure ran out of ideas for nominees fast. Good luck to anyone whose life work is recognized after a puppet.

*How to get promoted at McDonald’s*

We all must do our part for the species.

Yep, where is their Union in this time of need?

“before adding there’s just more crime in communities of color”

Comon, the anti makeup comments are just a response to the fake need passive aggressively manufactured by the cosmetic industry that resulted in clown paint and entire perfume headache inducing floors of department stores. It was one of the earliest feminist identifications of bullshit pressed on women.

Just leave hashtag creation to the professionals.

60 years ago men whore a shirt and tie nearly everywhere. In 60 more years I expect everyone to be head to toe in Fruit of the Loom sweats from Wal Mart. Simple, cheap, and most of all comfortable will always win out in the end. Togas in a century, just before the US falls.

“And B3dWe77er is just soaking up damage here, he won’t be able to hold it much longer!”

You liked us before it was cool huh?

Hey, try something besides American cuisine once in awhile! Not every place on earth has Great Plains and an Old West for cattle ranching. Some places have rocky highlands where fat cows will stumble tumble and die. Goat is num!

I have no doubt they could lampoon typical gamer naMEs/adjectives/xXX_punctuations_XXx

I thought ESPN stood for E SPorts Network? What’s the fuss? Although I don’t prefer MOBAs, I love love love the skillful announcing that really let’s you know when s*** is hitting the fan and someone is getting posterized.

Video Games are entertainment. The fighting is fake. They make money from attention. Why is this guy bad for the community?

Know what would be an edgy take on prison Joker? How about one that looks like he doesnt have access to makeup and whose hair if green at all is only faded and at the tips, like someone who has actually been locked up for a year. Ledgers joker was slightly gritty, yet was really more of a Gary Busey interpretation. I…

Boy if only this gotta have it adoption craze happened for differently abled humans.

Which one of these, is not like the others?

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