Justin should get him his first fedora in return

My Mom thought the PG-13 was a law, or at least pretended so. Just to be sure I had to sneak off to see them until I was given an official green light at 15.

But how do I remove their FB friendships with all of my social circle and family when their only connection was because of me? I am talking abt the friend hoarders of course, who just rack them up like stamps on the passport of life, yet will never again interact or invite these people even to play Farmzombiepirates

I'm sure Mexico has many resources as they deal with skin tone racism. How many dark faces do you see on Mexican TV?

What country was that shipment of anorexic shirts meant for?

1% Is Yellow!

Did the Elephant win? Or the Yeti

OHHHHHHHH SNAP

Now to just have a Diplomat perform a similar education upon their progeny and lead us to World Peace!

Shirt can be yours for just $129 on Rodeo Dr.!

She was credited and the driver is no longer employed by them. Uber actually resolved a complaint.

and all that braying from the Big 12

I messed up my itses. A- :/

Perhaps people are confusing it with MADtv's "Reinfather" version

Can't tell if CPC Culture Dept Sponsored post or Wikipedia Rabbit Hole Dept Sponsored post

And he can't later say he meant "with a noose because of his approval rating" because that would mean he doesn't know that would be "hanged" and it's own huge PR disaster (but probably only on NPR)

Remember that time when...

What is clear from the snarky corner of media all using the same joke for this trip: Britain knows exactly which citizens are their nobles, whereas apparently the US has 8 kings, 4 princes, and 15 queens (numbers to be adjusted throughout the Royals trip)

Glue Orgy IV

Here's the dumb source of anything close to this-
Event organizers/Stadium management come up with a cute plan to treat the public like cattle and turn their stadium into a model of efficiency, safety, and maximization of revenue by:
1. Trying to direct the overall traffic flow by modifying the number and type of…