“You have now 44 and a half minutes to comply, bitches.”

I have nothing to back it up, but I’m almost positive he enjoys hosting his summer parties on one of these bad boys:

Somewhere, Mitt Romney is watching this and saying “Joseph Smith! And I thought ‘Binders of Women’ was bad!”

And then some industrious third party will recognize the opportunity and create fabric “loops” that attach to the bag and customers will be happy.

Personal opinions on who is in the right/wrong aside here, it’s actually incredibly easy to not make rape jokes or references to rape jokes at all. Like, really easy.

This is exactly how I feel. I could care less what they do but it really bothers me that Kaepernick is worth $60mm+ and Rapinoe is worth $2mm+ and we’re supposed to accept them as noble crusaders on behalf of the individuals and families that are actually being persecuted.

But that won’t matter when the Packers invariably shit all over themselves in their annual postseason game against [NFC West Team], like they do every year. But until then, hooooo boy! Suck it, Vi-QUEENS! And pass me a Spotted Cow!!!

If you didn’t like that aspect then this latest iteration is definitely not for you (or me). I think EA is pretty self-conscious in that they know all they can offer are tweaks to a working formula, but then they take those tweaks overboard and garble up the whole thing with completely unnecessary “Things To Do” when…

Looks more like the intern in the broadcast graphics department didn’t have anyone to check their work.

Love this show but the few things that irk me:

Except that the Love Boat incident happened during Mike Tice’s tenure, not Green.

Well this one will have some interesting team interviews.

Yes, that was a Lions fan, but before you judge too harshly know that eating ass is still preferable to most of the concessions at Ford Field.

Sounds like Bryant learned the hard way why you don’t invite Johnny Manziel to your house party.

Yeah, if it didn’t resonate with you, no big deal, I will say that the suffocating atmosphere of dread makes the film stand apart from most “horror” movies I’ve seen. It’s expertly crafted, and more often what doesn’t happen is more riveting than the few times something does happen. Another aspect is, at the time, the…

So—TL;DR—this movie is as bad as you assumed it was when you heard Ben Affleck was Batman.

Didn’t even think to try that as an option! Done a number of hard reboots and even uninstalled/re-installed the game several times and no dice. Thanks for the tip, sir.

Thanks man. The worst that can happen is I burn my house down, but you can’t really put a price on closure.

I bought this game the day of its release and have yet to be able to play it due to the Delta error I keep getting. Is there something I should be doing other than shaking my fist in futility in Ubisoft’s general direction? Everything I find on the web says “It’s a server problem, just wait for Ubisoft to fix it.”

“Also 20 bucks a month is INSANE.”