Don’t forget they’ve also invited the likes of Bieber and Macklemore into their locker room and Wilson pretends he’s a virgin.

“What do you do in that situation?”

If Microsoft wants to go for the ultimate in realism, there should be a handheld peripheral 49ers fans can use to shoot or stab any house guests that may be cheering for the opposing team.

Jesus, am I going to be the only person seeing this purely because of Viola Davis??

Me too. Although I’m at a complete loss as to which game(s) you used it for. Looking back, I should probably give my dad more credit for being an early adopter.

I know our football people will be on top of that.

Well, Packer fans are calling for Ted Thompson and Mike McCarthy’s head after last night’s loss. Tomsula’s mustache makes him a natural fit for Wisconsin, so get on the horn, Green Bay!

Good example of why I pay no attention to college football.

Will this be the first time in NFL history a first round pick/heisman trophy winner has literally drank themselves out of the league?

Skateboards require a certain amount of effort and athleticism whereas “hoverboards” just require a certain amount of “douchebag”.

I’m not sure what’s more embarrassing: that particular item of jewelry, or the fact that beating the ‘Sixers means your team parties til 5am. Good Lord, have some self-respect.

My birthday is January 13th. This came as advantage to me as a kid because 1) it’s far enough away from Christmas that your parents can’t combine everything and 2) winter—post-Christmas—is the most goddamn depressing time of the year, so I talked my parents into leaving the tree up until my birthday so it felt like Chr…

I was just thinking Ex Machina has to be the best of the list (with Mad Max #2 and It Follows about where it landed). And also, I thought Kingsman was atrocious. Was it just me?

…I’ll be dealing with this sort ALL week long…

Actually, no one thought Christian Ponder was the answer.

This kind of over-the-top energy is almost the opposite of what Star Trek is known for.

What the hell are these idiots celebrating. Their team is 10-15. This is such a Wisconsin sports fan thing.

I love watching the NFL Network talk up their thursday night games as if they’re remotely watchable. Sure, the Vikings and Cardinals both have a “winning” record, but good Lord. It’s going to be embarrassing, but as a Viking fan, it’s what I’m used to. Skollllohfuckit.

As a Minnesotan I can totally call BS on Minnesota Winter Smug. The minute the first freezing precipitation of the season falls, everyone promptly lines up in the ditch. In fact, I believe there were upwards of 300 accidents on that day this year and we haven’t had any substantial snowfall yet.