That’s all on Drew. Any Vikings fan should know they don’t deserve 6 days of optimism.

Jesus Christ, of course Eli Manning uses a Blackberry.

Nintendo knows new Zelda games will move shitty consoles no matter how how woefully ill-equipped they are. Stop getting so jacked about new Zelda games you’ll forgive Nintendo for purposely releasing shitty consoles and then griping over their lack of features and general disdain for their customers and issues like…

Anyone but me have a problem with the little plan these cops hatched to stop this guy? Maybe the woman in the car that was landed on top of or her family? No? I’ll show myself out.

Undereducated white southerners haven’t misunderstood a protagonist this badly since the New Testament.

Tom to his co-workers:

We should all be so lucky to live a happy life and leave behind family who loves us.

[Token comment about beating kids and murdering dogs]

I wondered how long it would be before Trump dragged Omarosa into this sideshow of his. 10 days is actually quite a bit longer than I expected!

Trump Grille. The added ‘e’ makes it classy.

“We’d be better off if we were violent, insular, uneducated tribal peoples where physical strength is the highest virtue and women defer to men.”

I believe I recently read an article about how dogs process visual stimuli and that they likely perceive the strobing of television screens, rather than the smooth picture we see as humans. Which means all those hours I left the television on to keep my dog company was probably more akin to a mild form of torture.

I just finished the main story of FFXV last week and must say it was a blast—my only critique of it is that the world feels so much bigger than the story itself and it would have been nice if the story pulled you into it a little more.

seaQuest DSV - even at age 11 I knew this thing was deeply and irreparably flawed, but I couldn’t help myself.

What team are you watching? The Vikings save 3rd & 7 for handoffs to Matt Asiata for a net gain of -1 yards. 5-yard passes are generally reserved for 3rd and 18's.

Just like Trump, his proponents are offended by motherfucking everything. Get some therapy you prick.

Entering my 140th hour of Skyrim, having completed the main quest but still have a number of piddly side quests to keep me busy for a little while. It amazes me how big that game is and how monumental a development challenge it must have been.

Had a similar experience with 30 Rock and Arrested Development. I saw the first few episodes and was like, “Meh.” Then, for some reason, tried them again. In addition to Seinfeld, I could basically only watch these shows for the rest of my life and be completely satisfied.

I make it a habit of playing through the campaign mode before wading into the multiplayer of every shooter I get and can say without a doubt that this is the best campaign mode I’ve played since Modern Warfare 2. Especially dug the chapter where you have to flip between the present and the past.

It doesn’t even make sense that this could be legal at any level of the game. What rule or lack thereof would there be for the HS officials to determine whether or not the play was executed in a fashion that didn’t make it illegal? And furthermore, if it is legal, then by the transitive property, anything could be…