I’m sure when Palmer got to the locker room he already had 17 voicemail messages from Kurt Warner waiting to lecture him about his crass manners.

So the DouchePack™ App—sorry—“WolfPack” App includes sharing info about your ideal woman in the hopes of finding other DoucheBro’s with the same? Well that’s just drama waiting to happen. Also, by defenition, if you’re a single DoucheBro, you probably don’t need a new-fangled app to find other DoucheBro’s.

I flat out rejected episodes 1, 2 and 3 after George Lucas mutilated the originals with horrific CGI and then refused to let us buy the unadulterated versions on DVD without it. As if Leondardo were to come back to his Mona Lisa and say “I think I can make this better with photoshop!” Then all the atrocious reviews…

Curious: how long does a piece like this take to craft/edit? So much going on here, very brilliant.

Ahhh, perhaps the mother did kill her, accidentally or otherwise, and the parents—in a panic due to Patsy being concerned about their public image—masterminded the entire backstory, ransom note, make-up application, etc., etc.? With all the bizarre twists, it would seem like more of an accident/cover-up, than…

And if we’re being honest, Nickelback still sells out stadium shows all over the goddamn country. Seattle doesn’t have a Godsmack problem, idiots have a terrible-music problem.

“The idea was to blind your opponents with luxury. Achh, you puritan pukes…”

Fuck Jerry Jones and fuck this poor excuse for a human (Hardy). Who the fuck would hire this piece of shit.

It’s not as fun when you don’t have Peyton Manning running things, eh, John Fox?

… “where collective action changed history,”

Actually, The Life Aquatic is by far my favorite Wes Anderson movie (although I haven’t watched Grand Budapest yet). And you’re right, Darjeeling Limited was atrocious. Unless I missed something…

I didn’t hear the “Go fuck you” until you pointed it out. I no longer have sympathy for Bicyclist B. I’m sure both those kids had interesting evenings after that little incident.

He looks like he spent the night partying with Steve Sarkisian.

Has any family as a whole photographed themselves more than this worthless group of twats?

That 2nd touchdown gave him a quiverfull of excitement!

I hope no potential victims of similar situations see the video and think “Nuh-uh, I’m not reporting it”. Having to define the term “Ejaculation” to a fat, balding, male police officer doesn’t seem like friendly atmosphere.

Durant is in for the Stinkeye of his life at the next ESPY’s. Pray for his soul.

He was probably preoccupied cleaning blood off his hands after stabbing a rival fan in the parking lot/bathroom at Levi Stadium. It’s 9’ers thing, we wouldn’t get it. Philly fans, maybe.

My God, it’s impossible to hate Matt Hasselbeck. You can see him saying “Oh, sorry” in that gif.

And why is the word “shitty” capitalized?