Seibert's lawyer said he is looking into Grace's history and other instances where she has made "outrageous and defamatory" statements about people on her show.

Are you winking at me? Pretty sure that's harassment. According to the Catcall video, at least.

That's actually fairly close to what I normally open with, minus the friend-zone smiley. I usually add a little blurb that shows I at least read their profile(or tried to, some of them are kind of scary).

"Hi! I saw your pictures and just had to say you have a really great smile, and beautiful eyes. You also look like a lot of fun :) "

People will shit on me for this, but here is my advice, someone who spent a lot of time online dating. Have a template, something friendly, not overly aggressive. Then, read through their profile, and find one or two things you find interesting, and reference them, by fitting them into your template. I've found that…

I've thought about ordering chicks via mail before. But there's all this legal work, arranging a for a visa, marriage license, are they going to bring their whole family with them from Russia?

I had no idea people were allowed to send live chicks through the mail. That is horrible.

Insulted, and perhaps feeling heartlessly flummoxed upon receiving 15 unexpected baby chickens in the mail, the woman said she was going to throw the animals in the garbage.

Isn't the dude at the very best a total dumbass and the lady the asshole?

It's not about protecting you from getting hit by cars. It's so that if a car drives by and splashes you, the man bears the brunt of the gross muddy street water.

Wrong, the male equivalent of a bitch is an asshole. Rude is rude, period. You admit to not being a nice person? You are required to be nice, even if you have to fake it. This is part of growing up, you have to be pleasant and live up to the age old adage: if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.…

In the spirit of Jezebel, I propose(zing!)this doozy of a question to you all fine folk; Why don't women ever pop the question? I mean, it *is* 2014. Or is this the one(and only) case where men should still be men?

When men are not nice I think the word is jerks or A-holes and not very level headed / logical after all ego and blah blah blah.

Here's what gets me: A rational person walking in on their ex with another guy would probably be really emotional about it. And that would be it. Maybe they drink too much. Cry in private. Talk shit to their boys. You know, everything except for trying to kill the ex.

Well, Cap was due for a promotion anyway. We could call him Major America.

#notallwarmachines

I know that my perseverance is the main quality which makes me appealing to fans...and I'll be the first to say that I bitched out way too prematurely.

What are you talking about? You think the person/people responsible are just going around bragging about this? Most of those kids probably have no idea who did this and wouldn't be able to find out. It's possible it wasn't even carried out by someone in the frat. Anyone at that party could've poured that shit in their…

Here's the thing - GHB is also widely used as a recreational drug, especially within the gay community.

Ok, NOW you're being sarcastic, right?