Nothing will scare a male audience away faster than hearing "We Need to Talk". No good ever follows those four words.

Well, I did. CNN reports the same incident as

Indeed, I read that one. The guy here is no saint. He is unarguably a douchebag. There is no defense of him —who uses one of these devices anyways?!?!

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You don't want to see my profile then. I do this shit all the time. Wanna know why? Because the girls in SF are so fucking flakey they could be a breakfast cereal.

I like you and your rules for public transit courtesy, they make complete sense. People should simply be courteous to others, it's not really hard.

All the linked photos oddly fixate on black and brown men. Conclusion on source of outrage: A black man took up more space than a white woman feels he should be entitled to.

#KillAllMen? Oh come on now.

That being said, I can't close my legs with any comfort as much as the woman pictured, but can sure as heck close them better than the men pictured. That's just too much. Have never sat like that ever.

I just tried. Dude in main article must take yoga. Ouch.

Not nearly as often as women do it.

Dude, this is an entire thread dedicated to crying about men taking up too much space on trains. You don't get to mock someone for complaining about women doing the same thing.

Most men don't carry purses, what are they going to do, put their wallet on the seat next to them?

Quit womansplaining man stuff. I don't try and tell you how to ovulate.

The female equivalent of this is not putting their bag on the seat next to them, both genders do that. The female equivalent of this is carrying on with loud, awkwardly personal cell phone conversations no matter how much background noise there is or how crowded the train is.

Is there a phrase for women trying to explain to men how their genitalia should work? Like the guy said, whether or not you can sit with your legs slammed together like a vice depends on a number of factors (not least of which are temperature and humidity, oddly enough)

You are a horrible writer.

You didnt pay a lot of attention in biology class, huh?

Can we please, as a society, just agree that a lot of people regardless of gender act like assholes on public transportation? Spreadeagle Asshole is just as obnoxious as Swinging Bag Asshole is just as obnoxious as Aisle-Blocking Asshole is just as obnoxious as My Bag Needs A Seat Asshole is just as obnoxious as My…

You're the one creating a situation in which it is perfectly acceptable for one group to partake in an act that is widely considered shitty as hell to everyone else given another specific group partakes in the exact same act.

Have you ever considered that a man might do the same thing for the exact same reason, and if you say that it isn't legitimate, then you're a sexist asshole?

Was there one about women being condescending bitches? Really? You were deeply stunned to find out that there are men that don't know whether or not a tampon is sexually satisfying? A tampon applicator is a rigid plastic object in the exact same shape (albeit smaller than most but not all) sex toys intended for…