Your penis is sadly mistaken. Perhaps it's too large?

No, you're wrong. While the penis bestowing greater intelligence is self evident, the size doesn't matter, only the fact that it exists matters.

(shit, I just Godwin'd.)

Van Gogh, yes. Also Manet, Gauguin, Toulouse-Lautrec, practically the entire French Impressionism movement had syph.

If pay is based on food sales, the server essentially works on commission. I find it obnoxious when a server tries to push apps, drinks and desserts, and this would only increase that behavior.

Is that really a straw man? Honestly, I've seen the phrase used often, and I'm not quite sure exactly what it means. I tried looking it up but ended up bogged down in a variety of 'logical fallacies' described in language that all seem the same to me. I know it's got something to do with creating a false 'thing'…

My hobby is reading. Should have been self evident.

Whatever. Continue to be angry when people don't use words the way you want them to. Zero fucks given here.

And not all that creative either. Most of the ideas represented are found here:

And yet everyone except you refers to such stories as anecdotes whether they're truthful or not.

Fuck the dictionary. People lie.

Ah yes, I recall just a few weeks ago, when you yourself admitted to me that you didn't understand the different between a fact and an anecdote. I distinctly remember I even explained to you what "per se" meant because you admitted you had never heard of that phrase. I would have thought that would be the end of it,…

A singing nun?

Guy with a 2" dick walks into a whorehouse.

A stroke wrapped in a heart attack? Sure, why not.

A personal anecdote is like a fact, except that it is not independently verifiable. Personal anecdotes can be made up in order to further an agenda. Facts can not.

Speaking of AC, did you know automobile air conditioning was invented by three Jewish men?

It makes no difference, if the compressor is on, it's on. So if you're going to run the AC, you may as well crank it up. :-)

Women dumb enough to fall for the GOP gag are already voting Republican, so, no biggie.

Did we really need a "whistle blower" to tell us that someone who "talks to ghosts" is full of shit??