You can torture this analogy all you want, you're never gonna make it fit.

Like I say—just because there's not a perfect analogy doesn't mean you're right.

but anyone standing in the room can see what you're doing.

Not really. It transcended sportsfandom. While everything else about Zim will ultimately fade away, the Pedro incident will endure throughout history.

False analogy failed, so go for the baseless personal insults instead. Good show!

But urinals are out in the open, yes?

Well, we all have different thresholds. Maybe mine are more liberal.

Your analogy is senseless. There is an expectation of privacy in a restroom, public or private that is not expected on an open beach. However, if I was openly pissing on a beach and someone wanted to take pictures, have at it. Since I'm in a *truly* public place and not a bathroom, they have as much right to take…

Bullshit. I asked a legitimate question and I'd like a serious answer. Go fuck with someone else. I'm done with you.

Wondering, was your initial thought that he was an extra creepy dude, or just a guy taking pictures of someone he knew? Where did your mind take you first?

I just did a casual search and found no law in Virginia covering taking pictures of people in public without their knowledge/permission. As long as the pictures are not published, and if they are, that the faces are blurred, there is nothing specifically prohibiting what this guy was doing. Being a creep isn't a…

Why is being photographed at the beach different from being photographed in a shopping mall? The only difference I can see if the amount of clothing being worn. But both mall goers and beach goers choose their wardrobe before going out in public where they will be seen by thousands of people, and one would assume…

Since when does one need authorization to photograph people in public places?

"Ima have his ass whoop"

In a fist fight, I'd take Deadspin any day.

Tragic that I have to explain this to you. When someone gets all butthurt on the internet and has to brag about how great their life is in response, even making shit up to appear more successful than they are, mockery is the standard reply.

I hear ya. It gets funnier every time I listen! The thing is, LeBatard has been doing these rants for years. Local listeners look forward to them when the playoffs begin, and we're rarely disappointed. But now that he's gone national, lots of listeners have no idea what its about, they think he's a Miami homer…

Yeah yeah, you're Elmer J. Fudd, millionaire. You own a mansion and a yacht.

I wish I could get this worked up over nothing. Seriously, even things that are worth getting angry over don't seem to phase me, much less bread based trivialities. I must be missing a gene or something.

Yay, malicious destruction of private property!