It means of she tried to be too cute and failed for.

Naaaah. Miller has an extensive vocabulary, while Palin knows about as many words as Koko the sign language gorilla.

Yeah, here they call emergency services from McDonald's when they don't get enough pickles on their burger. A squirrel fight seems like a rational reason by comparison. After all, they could be rabid.

Reminds me of two related pieces of advice my father always gave me:

Undoubtedly, this.

Tiny penis?

Climate change models predicted this years ago.

Latest word from Kropp's attorney is that she might be willing to settle out of court for a couple of 8-balls.

You want driving to be harder and for fewer people to do it.

Ok, I shouldn't be driving. I'll stop right now. My office is 30 miles from home. What do I do tomorrow morning?

Well aren't you lucky that the car does all the work for you.

Cause there was a shit ton of hidden anti-semitism waiting to bubble up to the surface.

At least sports doesn't teach you that myths are true and science is wrong.

State sponsored ignorance. Yay, Kentucky!

At first glance, The Strain almost looks as though it could be a standard disease-outbreak drama about the CDC trying to understand a pandemic. Until it hits you that this is a Guillermo del Toro show about vampires.

So cryptogrammatically, the shirt is a train wreck.

Thanks for the explanation. Based on my driving habits, I have no need for this feature. :-)

Thanks for the suggestion, but I don't plan on switching cars any time soon. Hondas will run for hundreds of thousands of miles, they're very reliable. By the time I'm ready for a new car, it's probably going to have a hologram dashboard. And I'll probably still not need a tach, but maybe an altimeter. :-)

No thanks, I bring my car to the dealership for service.

I didn't come over from anywhere, this article was cross posted to several Gawker sites.