To be fair, Logan Kirby was on target. Modern Family may be a very good show, but as long as that godawful, nails-on-a-chalkboard voice with a hot woman wrapped around it remains a part of it, I'm just not watching.

While we're at it, let's get rid of "cis" too. "Straight" is the default, it shouldn't need to be delineated.

Someone please explain to me, how do you decide which celebrities you snark to death and which ones you can't stop gushing over?

To be fair, the whore has likely done many far more distasteful things for cash than tell a lie.

I don't give a flying fuck how many special stars your sushi joint was given, I'm the paying customer and you will prepare my food the way I ask you to without copping an attitude. If I ask for my fish to be cooked, shut up and cook my fish. Period.

Right. Because at 45, I am still exactly the same person I was at 15. Maybe someone should have shot me like a rabid dog 30 years ago.

'>' = 'greater than', yes.

Killing 15-year old kids for exhibiting poor judgement, yeah, that should definitely be a thing!

Beloved athletes that have been wrongly accused of rape > Beloved athletes that have actually committed rape.

It's an addiction, why not treat it as such?

Another good way to deal with being hooked on pregnancy? Psychotherapy.

Fine. Judge away. As though the opinion of a complete stranger on the internet matters.

Are you trying to be an asshole or is it unintentional?

Both sides are lying, the truth is somewhere in between.

I've seen Blackfish, but I've also read Sea World's rebuttal.

But you said Dempster is terrible. Not knowing who he's impersonating was the only reason I could think of.

I'm guessing you don't know who Harry Carey is. Dempster nailed it.

I vividly recall enjoying the hell out of Sea World as a child, and I wouldn't deprive my own children of that same joy.

What's the deal with Lori's outfits? Is armpit cleavage a thing?

Back in the day, we used to have servers named for planets; Mars, Mercury, etc.