Require parents with children to sit in the cargo hold. :-D

Really. I would prefer to minimize the amount of time I spend on an airplane. Forget boarding first, I would rather be the last one on before they close the door.

Actually, the most efficient way to board an aircraft is to start with the window seats, then the middle seats, then the aisle seats last.

From high school prankster to college rapist? This practically defines "too much of a stretch."

I think it was funny. People need to lighten up.

If the students are stupid enough, they'll spend the rest of the day looking for the nonexistent pig #3.

Not true. It's not the most efficient method, but eating raw weed will certainly get you high.

Literally, the ONLY thing I know about Ottumwa, is that he was from there.

Yes, sure, but there are few things more satisfying than a well nursed grudge.

Please. I don't think I could adhere to a 72-second waiting period, let alone 72 hours.

But because of legislation like this, you have to drive 4 hours to get to the clinic. Now they want you to wait three days and then make the trek again?

You're right, of course. But when the hivemind decides you're wrong, there's just no changing its mind.

Faint praise? It's fast food pizza, it's a piece of flatbread with sauce and cheese. It's dirt cheap. It's not high quality pizza and it shouldn't be compared to it. That's why I said for what it is, it's not bad. How is that faint praise? Also, delivery fee?

She spent 3 minutes in jail. That's not punitive enough to ensure she never does this again. I would have kept her at least overnight. But she was released on bond, so she must have a court date coming up. Maybe that's when she'll pay.

Yeah, it's not like they named it flatizza because it's made with flatbread. That would be radical.

Enough food shaming. For what it is, it's actually not bad.

Dafuq? Did you really just admonish someone for speculating on a message board??

Oh god, I LOVE David LaChappelle.

I prefer to use names. A as in Albert, B as in Bob, C as in Charlie, David, Edward, Frank, George, Henry, etc.