To be fair, he's a professional athlete and this is Jezebel.

I don't know. If I'm delayed for 10 hours, I'm getting a hotel room.

Yeah, this is why I shoplift small items all the time. The man's system provides me room to cheat it, and they still make a profit. It's like they're asking me to please steal gum and candy and electronics!

I wish Julio Franco was still playing.

"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints. The sinners are much more fun."

You're confusing your 70's game show gays. Paul Lynde was the center square. Reilly was on Match Game, top right, next to Brett Somers. :-)

"And now, a message from the National Pancake Institute: Fuck waffles." - George Carlin

Ugh. Everything about Fox News disgusts me. Hume more than most.

First world problems, huh?

Holy crap! Please tell me those things on the right are not feet!

The song is dreadful, but the video wasn't so bad. Much better on mute.

I'm actually taken aback by the number of people here who are sure this was written by a guy.

I'd prefer it if you just chiseled out the story on a stone tablet.

We're not the vocal minority. The silent minority are the ones who are suffering from VVS because they don't know better.

Sorry, I simply cannot be held responsible for a vocal minority's unnecessarily and inexplicably low annoyance thresholds. Again, if the content is worth it, accept the orientation. It's a choice we each have to make for ourselves each time we're confronted with a new video. You've clearly made your choice, and I…

I thought I was an atheist, but it turns out I'm a Secular Humanist.

"Excuse me, my eyes are up here."

Never liked her, glad she's gone. And for one reason only (and it's not because her teeth looked like baked beans either).

Just wondering, is there any independent verification that any of this "bullying" ever actually took place?

Damn. Cercei Lannister is way hot!