Sorry. I just looked up "orientation" and "content". Orientation is clearly not content. Next?

Long story short, R3V is a bunch of dicks.

Anyone else kills their children, they get locked up for life, or executed.

Yeah, I can't agree with that either. I have several hundred LinkedIn contacts and about half work for my company. How this is supposed to mean they're all unhappy, I don't understand.

All my favorite Google services?

Wow. I don't date, travel, entertain or exercise much, and I'm hardly overworked. Where is all my money going?!!

I guess it's the price we pay for having such compact devices. A few weeks ago, I tore up a broken iPod Touch to see what the guts looked like. Amazing how tightly packed everything is. There was absolutely zero space for anything other than the existing components in there. And I've never seen such tiny screws! …

Between home, my car and my office, I'm rarely more than a few feet from a charging cable. Battery life, once important, has become irrelevant to me.

It could be. A cut chunk has relatively smooth edges while a bitten off piece is jagged. Like you said, more surface area. Also when cut, tons of cells along each edge are ruptured, spilling their guts, so to speak. This could affect flavor. Especially if it's left to sit for a while. I'm thinking about the…

Crazy. I just spent 15 minutes searching for an answer. I found plenty of web sites that say a whole watermelon tastes better than a pre-cut one, but none say why.

I sometimes use the iPhone to search the name of an actress in a show or movie I'm watching just to see if she's done any nude scenes in other movies.

I know once a melon is cut, it starts releasing ethylene gas. I don't know for sure, but I think this may have something to do with why precut melon chunks never taste as yummy as freshly cut watermelon. Also there's nothing like the sound you make when biting into a slice. :-)

The last car I owned that came with a stock cassette player was a '95 Camry.

Easy answer. Just ship children ahead of time so they're there when you arrive, like I do with my golf clubs.

You're right, of course. But once you're in that situation, all you can do is stare daggers into the backs of the heads of the clueless parents who can't control their precious snowflakes, and count the minutes until arrival.

Yes, but only up to 10.

Ok, point taken.

I can't imagine wanting to silence sports commentators. They're half the reason I'm watching.

Jumping ship is too risky right now. It would kill me to know that I alone was the cause of the 3 years I will have had to spend pounding pavement and blowing through my retirement savings before being forced to default on my mortgage and move back in with my parents.

As long as it tastes good, I don't care what they put in it.