Actually, yes, I'm right.

Yeah, I guess since there are stoners everywhere, for the ones who live where X music is popular, then X music is stoner music for those people. So any music can be stoner music.

Nothing but love for the Otter. I bought one along with my iPhone 5. It's already payed for itself several times over.

It's not bad, but it's no "Bloom County".

Actually, -1 for misuse of the plural in "there are no news."

Or at least chop off the fins for soup while they're still fresh.

If you can believe it, the "Q" stands for "questioning." So now you're included not only if you're gay or have had a sex change, but also if you're even just curious about it.

Alternate article title: Reason 27,264 not to bother with Facebook.

At least it isn't using a signed and notarized integer. Cuz that would suck.

When did bluegrass become stoner music??

I like the one with Strongbad on her belly.

"A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average…

I learned something new today. Thanks! :-)

Ice cold water, ice cold soda, ice cold fruit juice. Unless it's coffee, I want whatever I'm drinking to be as close to freezing as possible.

I've never understood how they keep bread fresh. They seem so much like they just won't hold a bag closed tightly enough, but somehow they get the job done.

I think they do it on purpose. Mainly because it's every writer, in nearly every post. Statistically, if you round up a few dozen writers, odds are at least one of them would be in the habit of reviewing their work before they publish.

I've never been anywhere so remote that the Milky Way would be so visible. I think seeing what looks like an unfathomably large rip in the sky would be extremely disconcerting.

"I want it because you say I can't have it."

I always saw Florida as North America's upper lip (with the Yucatan being the lower) as though the continent had just hawked up a Cuba shaped phlegm ball.

Oh scientists, you so accurate!