I disagree. I wish there was more blood in those pics. I have little sympathy for prisoners attempting escape.

Sure it is. Where exactly was the harm in the world finding out that a pregnant woman had morning sickness? Especially since this was not exactly news, everyone already knew why she was hospitalized.

Charitable contributions are tax deductible. We're already being bribed to give.

Yes. A joke phone call is, practically by definition, a harmless prank.

Yeah, if they can't give it HAL's voice, I don't want it.

Not to mention "exciting". :-)

I have no need for it, but I may just download it then delete it, just for a giggle. :-)

I have one of these. I just like the idea of keeping my entire Beatles collection in my wallet. :-)

It's more of a conveniently removable drive. Always there when you need it.

No, I do not believe he received that package in that condition, all ripped and taped back together. I simply don't. More likely, this is just a redditor with an axe to grind.

-20 degrees??! You're making that up! Everyone around here knows it's a scientific fact that the temperature can never drop below 32 degrees. That is the coldest it can ever get. Ever.

Great. Thanks for that.

One smart fella, he felt smart.

That sounds like a throwaway comment from someone who wants to end the discussion with the upper hand, but I'll take the bait. What I'm writing has nothing at all to do with how I feel about myself. I didn't make any of this up. I didn't put those words in Brooks' mouth.

Brilliant. I live in South Florida, in an area where you practically can't spit without hitting a roadside canal, and I keep one of those combination seatbelt cutter / window punch thingies in my center console, but in a moment of panic I don't know that I would have the wherewithall to fish it out if I need it. …

My argument is not bullshit, it's compelling and ironclad. If punking people wasn't funny, it wouldn't be such a popular form of entertainment since the early days of television, and in some form or fashion it likely goes back much farther than that.

There you go. You've insulted an anonymous stranger on the internet. Feel better now?

"I disagree with you, so you must be trolling."

You just couldn't help yourself, you had to get personal. Like a shiny red button, you just had to push it.

Sorry, I'm just not buying the premise. 5,000 different news outlets have explained Kate's power puking nonstop for the last three days, and in mostly unwanted detail. But she's supposed to be angry at the one out of 5,000 who was a radio shock jock?