After that pun, take a Holliday and reassess your life.
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“I wanna be a race car passenger.” - Mitch Hedberg
July 7: double-header against the Cubs. We could get two updates in one day!
That’s just Wong.
Another loss? Guess this season’s not in the Cards! Wacha Wacha Wacha!
St. Louis managed just three hits and squandered a marvelous Michael Wacha performance in losing to the Texas…
WOW!
Getting two extra bases because someone doesn’t know what’s going on is called “The Stanford Swimmer.”
Thanks for your concern <3
Hopefully not, otherwise I’m going to get fired if I keep walking around the office with a throbbing erection from reading these articles
eh I’d be fine with only 50 more losing seasons
Only 70 to go until I’m satisfied.
George Springer and Carlos Gomez took advantage of a shaky St. Louis Cardinals bullpen Wednesday as the Houston…
The St. Louis Cardinals had their five-game winning streak snapped Tuesday night as the Houston Astros beat them,…
2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…
Joey Votto’s walk-off home run nullified a late comeback from the Cardinals Tuesday as the Cincinnati Reds beat St.…
Dear Representative Daniel,
Johnny Cueto picked up his ninth win on the season as the San Francisco Giants outpaced the St. Louis Cardinals last…
KerrPow!!
His own