I initially misread USWNT as USMNT and got really excited that Berhalter had been shitcanned. Oh well...

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

To be fair, Bradley was in a hurry, as he still needed to feed and get back to his coffin before the sun came up.

I can’t watch your embedded videos if I’m subjected to your autoplay videos AT THE SAME TIME. I’m getting pretty peeved!

I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

I can’t imagine their initial “investigation” went beyond asking Taubman if the comments were directed at anyone, and then credulously accepting him saying “of course not.”

LOL too late, fuckers. The baseball gods are displeased and I hope you’re unceremoniously dispatched by the Nats ASAP. 

I thought that was John Mellencamp.

I don’t understand why players in situations like this don’t just go out and play like shit. You want to force me to play injured? Fine, I’ll just stand here and let defensive lineman run right by me and get clean hits on our quarterback and running back. Other teams know what’s going on, so it’s not like they’re…

CCR is criminally low; otherwise, while there’s plenty of quibbling that could be done with this list, I think that for the most part if you broke it into four or five tranches, it’s about right with just a few other exceptions.

Steely Dan at number 4?!!??  Fine, just let Spanfeller burn the place to the ground.

It’s a genre. If the Rolling Stones put out a new album tomorrow, it’s classic rock.

1. The Kinks

really hope that poor dr.’s assistant doesn’t get a million prank phone calls today...

“My job is to coach the team.”- Adam Gase

Yandy and Leg Avenue mostly cater to strippers and cam girls the rest of the year, hence why most of their costumes are designed for the Halloween shift at the club. But yes, sorority girls also buy them and wear them and don’t even charge anyone to watch. 

Go to any of the big colleges with frat bros and sorority girls and I am sure you will spot plenty of these running around.

Didn’t these guys get forced out of Missouri because they were such assholes?

The thing I loved about this story, is Keisel couldn’t help but tell on himself. People (dipshits in particular) seem to forget that professional athletes play at an incredibly elite level, with the most insane shit talkers on earth. These shit talkers are all programmed to spend every minute of the game trying to get…