Frankly, I think my Jeff George (Vikings) jersey looks better with the paint and glitter additions from doing arts and crafts projects with my daughter.

I don’t agree, and I still think they should be paid equally — if not better, as men have more options to earn higher wages in the club system.

i would like to attend this function

Looks like the Misery from the Salvation mission in Faith’s area.

Jeopardy should be a cabinet department, IMO

I did a double take when I saw he was 78. SEVENTY FUCKING EIGHT! I could have sworn he’s been in his late 50's for as long as he’s been on TV. 

I mean, he’s more than twice my age and probably twice as fuckable as me. So, it could be worse. 

You are there to answer some damn questions.

“Updates are disabled by your administrator.” ;__; 

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

And yet no one is scrambling to abandon the Deadspin brand because brands are helpful and important.Deadspin has made concerted efforts to shift away from misogyny over the last 8 years.

A Magary is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he gets out of intensive care.

But also the most spot-on.

a site for boys who wanna grow up to be Donald Trump Jr.

Imagine a future where a cracked windshield costs $4000 to replace!

You don’t know a thing about either of those people, so don’t go making any assumptions about their lives or how horrible they were. Two members of my extended family committed suicide and neither of them lived lives which justified their deaths. One committed suicide because he did something stupid and was facing a…

I want that when I die. Even if not on a plane. 

I think I heard once that BA used to put a gin and tonic and a daily mail in front of passengers who died during flights to make it look like they were sleeping.

Baseball is a game of stances

Some Good Stances